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"DipodomysDeserti" (dipodomysdeserti)
06/30/2016 at 16:20 • Filed to: None

This dude was trying to get girls to hop in his McLaren with him. He was 0 for 5 while I watched him.

DISCUSSION (26)

Noah - Now with more boost. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:24

Definitely a rental! I’d bet money on it. The kind of dudes who can afford these things don’t need to ask

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:25

Not sure why but reminded me of this

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:26

They had instant short supercar rentals dotted about while i was in paris. Like literally parked on the street waiting for punters.

Ash78, voting early and often > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:28

McLarens seem like more of the kind of car you'd use to pick up other guys, whether you wanted to or not. "Duuuude, is that the 12C? Whoa, take a selfie with me!"

X37.9XXS > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:35

Does not work on Parisian girls

Kinja'd!!!

Sam > Noah - Now with more boost.
06/30/2016 at 16:39

The kinds of guys who afford these things meet the girls at the fancy nightclub, then they get them in the car.

DipodomysDeserti > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
06/30/2016 at 16:43

Yeah, the street in front of this one had Ferraris for rent. It was something like €90 for a spin around the block.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:44

I honestly cant think of a worse place to drive a supercar... Other than like an off road course or something. Its just traffic and people walking on the road.

ESSSIX GmbH - Accountant/Wagon Thumper > Ash78, voting early and often
06/30/2016 at 16:45

Right, you need to go italian, or at least german.

DipodomysDeserti > Noah - Now with more boost.
06/30/2016 at 16:45

Could have been, but I've seen dudes with these kinds of cars solicit girls on several occasions. I had a dude solicit me for a ride in his yellow Ferrari at a Whole Foods in Phoenix. Just because you have a super car doesn't mean you know how to pick up girls.

DipodomysDeserti > Sam
06/30/2016 at 16:46

Dude was clearly out of his element. Maybe he didn't want to show up at the club alone.

DipodomysDeserti > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
06/30/2016 at 16:47

That guy typifies Lambo owners perfectly. What a douche bag.

DipodomysDeserti > Ash78, voting early and often
06/30/2016 at 16:49

Spot on. The only reason I noticed the guy is because I spotted the McLaren in a sea of Ferraris and Lambos. Dude was clearly using the wrong tool for the job.

DipodomysDeserti > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
06/30/2016 at 16:50

Right? Probably one of the few areas where a Vespa would be more fun to drive than a supercar. Plus everyone would look at you like you’re a dickhead as they’re trying to eat and shop next to your loud ass car.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:52

Agreed. Id definitely be back on a scooter if i lived there. Paris is fantastic but the people there dont tolerate anything out of the ordinary. My french is... almost non existent and even when i ordered a meal in broken french they seemed annoyed just because i was a foreigner.

DipodomysDeserti > X37.9XXS
06/30/2016 at 16:53

She's obviously not Parisian as she isn't smoking. I honestly don't find Parisian girls to be very stuck up. Persian girls shopping in Paris though, holy shit. Fucking gorgeous though.

Noah - Now with more boost. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 16:54

Super creepy!! And hey I guess that’s a compliment to you? Right? lol

DipodomysDeserti > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell.
06/30/2016 at 16:58

I speak almost no French. I’m staying at an apartment in a non tourist neighborhood and the local restaurants have all had very friendly wait staff as I struggle to order stuff. I also have young kids which doesn’t always help. Ive been here three times so I know what to expect. The vast majority of people have been very friendly.

I still feel like the city is a bit shell shocked. I was in NY a few months after 9/11 and it kind of has the same vibe. People seemed to have slowed down a bit. There’s also soldiers in full battle rattle walking around everywhere so the city definitely has a bit different vibe to it.

DipodomysDeserti > Noah - Now with more boost.
06/30/2016 at 17:03

It was very bizarre, as the guy was pretty disheveled and didn't look like your typical Ferrrari owner. I was taking a pic of his car as he walked towards me and asked if I wanted to go for a ride with him. I thought he was some some rando making a joke so I laughed, then he unlocked it and asked me to hop in. I was like is this what Lapo Elkann looks like when he's done waaayyyyy too much coke? My wife was standing across the parking lot waiting for me and heard the whole thing. She was like what the fuck was that about?

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 17:08

Holy shit...that’s really a thing? I kind of feel ashamed just because there are guys that do this and I’m a guy

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 17:08

I can’t imagine this actually works.

DipodomysDeserti > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/30/2016 at 17:42

In Paris, no, in Vegas, yes.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 18:59

aux champs-elysees...

Noah - Now with more boost. > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 19:01

Wtf??? Thats really strange... hope noone got in it lol.

Brian McKay > DipodomysDeserti
06/30/2016 at 23:45

“non-tourist neighborhood” so that the waitstaff, store clerks, residents, et cetera are not fatigued/disgusted by dealing with hordes of tourists from various lands—and you likely don't act like a jet-lagged and/or stupid tourist.

DipodomysDeserti > Brian McKay
07/01/2016 at 03:02

Precisely.